There’s two ways to delete or “unfriend” friends on Facebook.
Method A:
- Click on the top right corner of the screen
- Scroll down to “Friend Settings”
- Choose the correct friend group
- Your friend isn’t there
- Look for another group
- …
- Call your nerdiest friend for help
- Your friend tells you to google it
- Google it
- Start looking at photos of cats
- Adult entertainment
- Go back to Facebook and start at 1 then skip over 7 thru 11
- …
- Click confirm on the email they sent you
- Pass the breathalyzer test
- Mail $50 in small bills to FB central command
- Wait 10-15 business days
Method B:
Start writing ridiculous comments on your friends’ walls with escalating hostility and distrustfulness.
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