这就是桃园吗? Trip to Taiwan

By William Entriken

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So we got to Taiwan, which is a total of 22 hours of travel from Philadelphia.

Arrive in Taiwan

There’s a few things you apparently notice in Taiwan right away, so let’s discuss those first:

Truck in Taiwan

There’s only one model of truck available for sale on the island, and it only comes in blue. Everyone drives only this truck… and it’s smaller than most American cars.

Baseball in Taiwan

You watch live baseball at 9am, and Japanese advertisements are superimposed over the field.

Asian Models in Taiwan

There’s nothing Asian models fear more… that looking Asian. SPF 100 cream makes them look like white people.

Ice Cream Drinks in Taiwan

ALL drinks are available with ice cream… cola, Sprite, tea, beer.

Cemetery in Taiwan

In the first week we saw a cemetery, basically this is like a filing cabinet for people.

What is Binglang?

It’s the nut of a plentiful, indigenous tree. But when they sell it, it’s laced with tobacco, cleaning powder, ground up pain killers… pretty much a bunch of nasty stuff so that if you chew it you get meth mouth. Who would want that? They have retail distribution in prime real estate everywhere with 24/7 availability and competingly bright LED lights and roadside delivery. Oh, and it’s sold by women in bikinis.

Directions to any Binglang shop:

Bras

This bra has four layers of customizable padding. If American bras are Saran wrap, this is like wearing a space suit.

Bra in Taiwan

See all the photos on FD Camera Life 2011-11 Taiwan.

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